What to Do 4th of July: 4 Absolutely Mental Things You MUST Do
Oi legends, forget the boring backyard BBQs. We’re talking next-level madness. You’re about to pull off the most outrageous 4th of July in history. These aren’t suggestions—they’re missions. Get ready to be talked about for years.
1. Crash the Fanciest BBQ in a Very Honest Outfit
Rock up to the bougiest BBQ wearing our Functioning Alcoholic Tee. Strut in like you own the joint, grab a beer, and start telling people about your “investment portfolio” (aka your Nastee tees). They’ll be too confused to kick you out, and you’ll be eating their wagyu while they stare in disbelief.
Pro Tip: Bring a bottle of booze as a "host gift"—then drink twice as much. Pure genius.
2. Infiltrate the VIP Fireworks Viewing Area
Dress in all black, bring a clipboard, and breeze past security like a pro. Tell ‘em you’re doing a "psychological study on patriotic displays" and watch as they let you through.
Now you’re watching fireworks from the best seat in the house. The perfect outfit? Guess what?
3. Start an Underground 4th of July Rave in an Abandoned Warehouse
Find a sketchy warehouse, throw a rave, and declare your independence from boring parties.
Get a bag with the gang while you throw the most illegal, underground party your city has ever seen. By the time the cops show up, you’re already a legend.
4. Hijack a Parade Float and Turn It Into a Mobile Streetwear Showcase
Volunteer for a parade float, sneak in your Nastee gear, and transform their boring decorations into your own streetwear revolution. By the time the parade starts, it’s your float now. Wave like a bloody legend and become the talk of the town.
Anyone can blend in. But you, mate? You're here to make memories. Whether you’re crashing BBQs, infiltrating fireworks shows, starting raves, or hijacking floats, it’s about confidence and the right gear.
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Ready to be the most legendary thing to ever happen this 4th of July? Let’s do this.